"Hello Jerry,
One day a CHP officer from our office arrives on scene
of a non-injury collision. The CHP is trying to get
the info about what happened, but all they can do is
point, and tell him to talk to the driver. Now one of
the drivers is very agitated and is ranting and raving
about his van. Our officer attempts to calm him down,
trying to find out what happened... well... as it turns
out... the man was driving the van when he is hit by a
bright spotlight from the sky, the engine shuts down
and he and the vehicle are completely lifted off the
road...
He tells them he was knocked out, fainted, drugged, and
Butt-Raped...
Doesn't remember a thing.
But wakes up in the bed in the back of the van with
the "cruise control" on and the vehicle is going about 75!
The van goes out of the lane, striking another car. No
serious injuries.
But our CHP guy still had tears running down his face
laughing so hard that as he turned to run and tell
another officer the story he slams his head into the
van's driverside mirror knocking himself completely
out.
Out cold!
The guys try to revive him and as they awaited Medical
to arrive, one of our officers drew an alien face on a
white t-shirt and covered his head with it so that
would be the first thing downed officer saw when he
woke up.
He didn't appreciate all the hard work done for him on
that prank.
I've thought about that crazy guy in the van a lot and
it always makes me smile, but after listening to you
tell these alien stories, I'm going to have to
wonder if it was all real.
We see the strangest things out on patrol.
Thanks name withheld by request"
(and fear of me getting a ticket)
I don't want to remember it...
Audrey Walters 21 of Visalia knows a guy that can call
ufos down from space...
"Jerry, I am so glad you are talking about aliens
here in the valley! I saw a flying saucer with my
family when we went picnicking up at Shaver Lake when
I was about 12. We all saw it clearly and it was
silver, smooth, and very pretty. It hovered over the
trees and you could even see the tree tops brush up
against the metal of the ship. It made no noise and my
dad had a camera around his neck, but he was so
entranced he didn't even think to take pictures.
I think it's funny how my brother doesn't believe in UFOs
but he is so into science fiction. I too never really
cared about ufos but after seeing one up close feel
sorry for those that don't believe.
I haven't had sex with any aliens as far as I remember
and if I did, I don't want to remember it. My family
is pretty open to odd things after this happened. They
even let me go to concerts alone. If I ever see
another ufo or even an alien, the one person I'd like
to see it with would be you. I remember that girl
calling in that saw that ufo with you and you two
sounded so cool. I believe I even got a bit jealous
wishing you had seen it with me.
There is an old man in Hanford that my friends told me
can call down ufos by the powers of his mind. He's a
janitor at school and he's done it for some kids.
Maybe you can get him on the air and have a ufo
show up for the show!
Keep rocking, Audrey
ufos down from space...
"Jerry, I am so glad you are talking about aliens
here in the valley! I saw a flying saucer with my
family when we went picnicking up at Shaver Lake when
I was about 12. We all saw it clearly and it was
silver, smooth, and very pretty. It hovered over the
trees and you could even see the tree tops brush up
against the metal of the ship. It made no noise and my
dad had a camera around his neck, but he was so
entranced he didn't even think to take pictures.
I think it's funny how my brother doesn't believe in UFOs
but he is so into science fiction. I too never really
cared about ufos but after seeing one up close feel
sorry for those that don't believe.
I haven't had sex with any aliens as far as I remember
and if I did, I don't want to remember it. My family
is pretty open to odd things after this happened. They
even let me go to concerts alone. If I ever see
another ufo or even an alien, the one person I'd like
to see it with would be you. I remember that girl
calling in that saw that ufo with you and you two
sounded so cool. I believe I even got a bit jealous
wishing you had seen it with me.
There is an old man in Hanford that my friends told me
can call down ufos by the powers of his mind. He's a
janitor at school and he's done it for some kids.
Maybe you can get him on the air and have a ufo
show up for the show!
Keep rocking, Audrey
Spreads her legs for Aliens...
Maggie Seger was the most beautiful woman in the
advertising agency, but Sherri McCormick 29 of
Woodword Park knows now Maggie only spreads her legs
for aliens...
"Jerry, I know you think every girl that calls is hot,
but Maggie was and is... Short, slender, curvy body,
dark curly hair that was very, very soft. Skin so
clear it looked like spun glass. She told me her
parents were mixed races and obviously they had mixed
very well indeed. Unfortunately I didn't get to hear
much more about her life because by then I had made my
stupid, fumbling move and our first date was over
before the main course. I still can't believe I
misjudged her so badly. I'm usually pretty good at
telling if a woman is interested in me or not..
The girls from the office hit Crossroads, didn't see
you there, danced at On the Rocks, got drunk, we went
back to our cars and Maggie drove me to her house. Her
place was very nice and with out talking she walked me
upstairs to her bedroom. It was very stylish in Black
and dark Red. It was like a White Stripes album cover
in there.
She undressed me and we made out. While she was
working on me I looked around the room and saw many
paintings on the walls of Stars, Moons, Planets, and
alien portraits. I was getting a bit freaked out but
her tongue felt so good what's a girl to do?
Then I exploded and it was my turn to show Maggie what
I learned at summer camp, but she refused to let me do
her. I asked her why and she said she belonged to
another...
She explained to me she was in love with a being from
another world and she could give pleasure but was only
able to receive it from this alien dude.
She showed me paintings she had made of the various
people she had met from space. I lost it and being
drunk began making fun of her. We fought and rolled
onto the floor and I broke two nails.
I was so pissed I left and when I got outside realized
she drove me there. I didn't care I walked a mile and
got a ride from a guy at a gas station.
I had to give her credit though: the next day at work
it was like nothing had happened. I feared spiteful
office gossip (at best) or an inquest from Human
Resources (at worst), but I never heard anything from
anybody about it. Especially from Maggie, who seemed
to look right through me on those times when she
couldn't avoid me outright. Come to think of it, it
was unusual to see her on one of our Friday office
lunches; she usually avoided those too. She wasn't a
real people person.
I guess if it's true that you make love to those that
your partners made love to, then I too have had
indirect sex with aliens.
Thanks, Sherri"
advertising agency, but Sherri McCormick 29 of
Woodword Park knows now Maggie only spreads her legs
for aliens...
"Jerry, I know you think every girl that calls is hot,
but Maggie was and is... Short, slender, curvy body,
dark curly hair that was very, very soft. Skin so
clear it looked like spun glass. She told me her
parents were mixed races and obviously they had mixed
very well indeed. Unfortunately I didn't get to hear
much more about her life because by then I had made my
stupid, fumbling move and our first date was over
before the main course. I still can't believe I
misjudged her so badly. I'm usually pretty good at
telling if a woman is interested in me or not..
The girls from the office hit Crossroads, didn't see
you there, danced at On the Rocks, got drunk, we went
back to our cars and Maggie drove me to her house. Her
place was very nice and with out talking she walked me
upstairs to her bedroom. It was very stylish in Black
and dark Red. It was like a White Stripes album cover
in there.
She undressed me and we made out. While she was
working on me I looked around the room and saw many
paintings on the walls of Stars, Moons, Planets, and
alien portraits. I was getting a bit freaked out but
her tongue felt so good what's a girl to do?
Then I exploded and it was my turn to show Maggie what
I learned at summer camp, but she refused to let me do
her. I asked her why and she said she belonged to
another...
She explained to me she was in love with a being from
another world and she could give pleasure but was only
able to receive it from this alien dude.
She showed me paintings she had made of the various
people she had met from space. I lost it and being
drunk began making fun of her. We fought and rolled
onto the floor and I broke two nails.
I was so pissed I left and when I got outside realized
she drove me there. I didn't care I walked a mile and
got a ride from a guy at a gas station.
I had to give her credit though: the next day at work
it was like nothing had happened. I feared spiteful
office gossip (at best) or an inquest from Human
Resources (at worst), but I never heard anything from
anybody about it. Especially from Maggie, who seemed
to look right through me on those times when she
couldn't avoid me outright. Come to think of it, it
was unusual to see her on one of our Friday office
lunches; she usually avoided those too. She wasn't a
real people person.
I guess if it's true that you make love to those that
your partners made love to, then I too have had
indirect sex with aliens.
Thanks, Sherri"
Some of us are completely nude...
Wendy Thurston 26 of Fresno talks about a busload of
cheerleaders being abducted and probed by dirty
aliens...
"Jerry, I have waited to tell you this story, finally
my brother said I had to send it to you... Well, when
I was on the squad for parks and rec football, we went
to a cheer off. When my squad got ready to go out
there, we ran onto the floor jumping and screaming. As
I ran out, I did a cartwheel, and my head hit the
floor. Then I decided to do a running-back walkover
split and during the split I let one rip SO LOUD!!!
Everyone heard it, but then I got up and ran out
screaming.
Jerry, never do the splits or spread your legs too far
when you have gas.
Anyway, I ran to the bus and cried myself to sleep. I
woke up as the other girls climbed on and we drove
home. No one even came to the back to see if I was
okay.
The next thing I know is we are all standing in the
woods some of us are completely nude as these little
ugly leathery animals are walking around us and poking
us with glass rods.
One girl who I'm still friends with today from that
night had what she has always believed was an implant
in her leg, but the round half circle metal thing was
said by the doctor to be an old fishing hook. But she
doesn't believe it cause she would have remembered a
fish hook all the way under the skin.
Well there's my story, looks like aliens too like
cheerleaders, I bet you do too.
Thanks, Wendy"
cheerleaders being abducted and probed by dirty
aliens...
"Jerry, I have waited to tell you this story, finally
my brother said I had to send it to you... Well, when
I was on the squad for parks and rec football, we went
to a cheer off. When my squad got ready to go out
there, we ran onto the floor jumping and screaming. As
I ran out, I did a cartwheel, and my head hit the
floor. Then I decided to do a running-back walkover
split and during the split I let one rip SO LOUD!!!
Everyone heard it, but then I got up and ran out
screaming.
Jerry, never do the splits or spread your legs too far
when you have gas.
Anyway, I ran to the bus and cried myself to sleep. I
woke up as the other girls climbed on and we drove
home. No one even came to the back to see if I was
okay.
The next thing I know is we are all standing in the
woods some of us are completely nude as these little
ugly leathery animals are walking around us and poking
us with glass rods.
One girl who I'm still friends with today from that
night had what she has always believed was an implant
in her leg, but the round half circle metal thing was
said by the doctor to be an old fishing hook. But she
doesn't believe it cause she would have remembered a
fish hook all the way under the skin.
Well there's my story, looks like aliens too like
cheerleaders, I bet you do too.
Thanks, Wendy"
Legs spread and knees up...
"Jerry, Sometime in 2004 I was clamped on a
table with legs spread and knees up. On the side of
the table was a machine with a tall jar filled with
clear liquid and many wires coming out of the top. The
instrument that they used on me was a three-foot long
silver wire with a rounded tip that came out of the
bottom. The four aliens around the table had their
hands on me at different places. I was scared, but in
my mind they kept telling me they were not going to
hurt me. I felt great pain and cramping when they
inserted the humming tip inside of me.
One alien who told me to call him "Mister Humphrey,"
was one who talked to me in my head the most. He told
me I needed to move to Chico. I told him I didn't have
a job there and he told me I would be offered a
wonderful job when I arrived. I uprooted my family in
the middle of a school year. I have two lil boys. I
found an apartment and lived there for three months
borrowing money from friends and family. No job ever
came to me. I was evicted.
The aliens lied to me. They raped me and lied to me.
Child services last year removed my children from me
and I can't afford legal help.
I was arrested two months ago because a crazy lady in
the apartment next to me called the cops and lied to
them that I was a hooker.
Aliens will lie to you. I know they have abducted me
since I was a teenager and they always lie about how
great things will be. Then they leave you. Wham bamm
thank you spaceman!
I know you are a kind person, I hear it in your voice.
I wouldn't ask you if I didn't need the help. If you
could find it in your heart to loan me some money,
just enough for me to get flush, I would really do
anything for you. I miss my babies and my bills are
too big. If some of your listeners and fans could
spare some money too I might be able to afford getting
back on methadone treatments.
Also I know NIN's is coming back and I would love to
go to see them with you. Let me know if you can help.
Thanks, Sheila"
table with legs spread and knees up. On the side of
the table was a machine with a tall jar filled with
clear liquid and many wires coming out of the top. The
instrument that they used on me was a three-foot long
silver wire with a rounded tip that came out of the
bottom. The four aliens around the table had their
hands on me at different places. I was scared, but in
my mind they kept telling me they were not going to
hurt me. I felt great pain and cramping when they
inserted the humming tip inside of me.
One alien who told me to call him "Mister Humphrey,"
was one who talked to me in my head the most. He told
me I needed to move to Chico. I told him I didn't have
a job there and he told me I would be offered a
wonderful job when I arrived. I uprooted my family in
the middle of a school year. I have two lil boys. I
found an apartment and lived there for three months
borrowing money from friends and family. No job ever
came to me. I was evicted.
The aliens lied to me. They raped me and lied to me.
Child services last year removed my children from me
and I can't afford legal help.
I was arrested two months ago because a crazy lady in
the apartment next to me called the cops and lied to
them that I was a hooker.
Aliens will lie to you. I know they have abducted me
since I was a teenager and they always lie about how
great things will be. Then they leave you. Wham bamm
thank you spaceman!
I know you are a kind person, I hear it in your voice.
I wouldn't ask you if I didn't need the help. If you
could find it in your heart to loan me some money,
just enough for me to get flush, I would really do
anything for you. I miss my babies and my bills are
too big. If some of your listeners and fans could
spare some money too I might be able to afford getting
back on methadone treatments.
Also I know NIN's is coming back and I would love to
go to see them with you. Let me know if you can help.
Thanks, Sheila"
I found her staring at me...
Piper works with drugs and has bumped donuts with an
alien lesbian in the following letter...
"Jerry, I was working for a pharmaceutical company in
SF and I was in one of those dreadful meetings that
come about every month at the office, but this time it
was the best meeting ever. I had gone without food for
about two weeks. I know you too Fast cause I heard you
talking about it one day. I had just come off being
sick, so I was ready to detox, but I did not know I
was ready for what was about to happen!
We had a beautiful new woman named Joan at the
meeting, she sat across from me. She had beautiful red
hair with and an absolutely perfect porcelain skinned
body. During the meeting I found her staring at me and
this got me aroused.
The meeting ran late and as I was walking out she
asked me if I wanted to go get a drink? I did. Even
though it was water for me.
She asked me all sorts of questions, but later I
realized I asked her none, even though I was so into
her. I took here back to my small apartment and we
made out. Normally I don't eat while I'm Fasting
but... Bad joke sorry, but I listened to you
everyday so I know you can handle it.
Anyway, it was so great... But I think you put
something in my water and being in pharmaceuticals
that's easy to do. I remember laying in bed with her
and looking at her hands while she laid nude on her
stomach. There were small circles on the fingertips
and on the palms of her hand. Something told me these
had been some sort of suction-cups, like an octopus
might have... maybe a birth defect that she had
removed.
Suddenly she rolled over and looked at me and her eyes
were yellow and her pupils were black slits. She
seemed so demonic that I guess I fainted.
I woke up not remembering anything, but for the rest
of the weekend I had strange dreams about her.
Monday I asked whether she was coming back to work and
my boss didn't know who I was talking about. No one at
the office even remembered her at the meeting.
Did I imagine her? Was she an alien sent to observe
me? Am I insane? Don't answer!"
alien lesbian in the following letter...
"Jerry, I was working for a pharmaceutical company in
SF and I was in one of those dreadful meetings that
come about every month at the office, but this time it
was the best meeting ever. I had gone without food for
about two weeks. I know you too Fast cause I heard you
talking about it one day. I had just come off being
sick, so I was ready to detox, but I did not know I
was ready for what was about to happen!
We had a beautiful new woman named Joan at the
meeting, she sat across from me. She had beautiful red
hair with and an absolutely perfect porcelain skinned
body. During the meeting I found her staring at me and
this got me aroused.
The meeting ran late and as I was walking out she
asked me if I wanted to go get a drink? I did. Even
though it was water for me.
She asked me all sorts of questions, but later I
realized I asked her none, even though I was so into
her. I took here back to my small apartment and we
made out. Normally I don't eat while I'm Fasting
but... Bad joke sorry, but I listened to you
everyday so I know you can handle it.
Anyway, it was so great... But I think you put
something in my water and being in pharmaceuticals
that's easy to do. I remember laying in bed with her
and looking at her hands while she laid nude on her
stomach. There were small circles on the fingertips
and on the palms of her hand. Something told me these
had been some sort of suction-cups, like an octopus
might have... maybe a birth defect that she had
removed.
Suddenly she rolled over and looked at me and her eyes
were yellow and her pupils were black slits. She
seemed so demonic that I guess I fainted.
I woke up not remembering anything, but for the rest
of the weekend I had strange dreams about her.
Monday I asked whether she was coming back to work and
my boss didn't know who I was talking about. No one at
the office even remembered her at the meeting.
Did I imagine her? Was she an alien sent to observe
me? Am I insane? Don't answer!"
Having naughty sex...
Shannon Fisk 28 of Dinuba says she has seen Black
Triangles many times.
"Hey Jerry, and local aliens, One night after
seeing my favorite band Six Ounce Gloves my boyfriend,
well, my Ex anyway and I were parked up at Sky Harbor
having naughty sex. It was so clear that night and the
full moon was reflected in the water. Suddenly it
looked like a big boat blocked the shimmer on the
water, but actually it was like a cloud cut in front of
the moon in the sky.
I looked again and it was a huge triangular blimp. I
say it was a blimp because it made no noise. My
boyfriend is such a pussy cause he got all scared and
didn't even put his pants back on, just pulled out and
jumped in the car. He was crying! Jerry can you
believe that? Scared him right out of his pants! I
wanted to watch the thing move across the sky, but my
boyfriend started yelling at me to get in the car.
As we were driving away and he was crying like a baby,
I saw what looked like a search light shoot out of it
and scan the water. I thought it was beautiful.
Later that night at home and in bed I couldn't sleep I
was so excited. But finally did. I dreamed about a boy
I used to date who is a bartender, he knows you and
says nice things about you. In the dream I'm
making love to him like I used to do, but when I look
at his face he is actually an alien. I know it's a
dream, but it seems so real.
Maybe some girls have a thing for boys from outer
space. Thanks for a fun show!"
Triangles many times.
"Hey Jerry, and local aliens, One night after
seeing my favorite band Six Ounce Gloves my boyfriend,
well, my Ex anyway and I were parked up at Sky Harbor
having naughty sex. It was so clear that night and the
full moon was reflected in the water. Suddenly it
looked like a big boat blocked the shimmer on the
water, but actually it was like a cloud cut in front of
the moon in the sky.
I looked again and it was a huge triangular blimp. I
say it was a blimp because it made no noise. My
boyfriend is such a pussy cause he got all scared and
didn't even put his pants back on, just pulled out and
jumped in the car. He was crying! Jerry can you
believe that? Scared him right out of his pants! I
wanted to watch the thing move across the sky, but my
boyfriend started yelling at me to get in the car.
As we were driving away and he was crying like a baby,
I saw what looked like a search light shoot out of it
and scan the water. I thought it was beautiful.
Later that night at home and in bed I couldn't sleep I
was so excited. But finally did. I dreamed about a boy
I used to date who is a bartender, he knows you and
says nice things about you. In the dream I'm
making love to him like I used to do, but when I look
at his face he is actually an alien. I know it's a
dream, but it seems so real.
Maybe some girls have a thing for boys from outer
space. Thanks for a fun show!"
I was so excited...
Judith Cooper 29 of Fresno writes about the
Larry King UFO Special.
"Jerry, I hope you saw Larry King that night it was all
about aliens. I think when CNN talks about UFO's
without talking down to people that it's a sign that
there's a good possibility that they exist.
I know when I was a little girl my dad drove me out
into the country to watch a meteor shower. While
watching the sky and laying on a blanket we saw a huge
black triangle float silently across the sky blocking
out the stars and moon. I was so excited. I think it
brought my dad and me closer together because mom
didn't believe either of us. To this day it's like a
secret we keep that bonds us. That night was very
special.
I believe there must be intelligent beings flying
around us, cause anyone that could build something so
huge must be very powerful."
Larry King UFO Special.
"Jerry, I hope you saw Larry King that night it was all
about aliens. I think when CNN talks about UFO's
without talking down to people that it's a sign that
there's a good possibility that they exist.
I know when I was a little girl my dad drove me out
into the country to watch a meteor shower. While
watching the sky and laying on a blanket we saw a huge
black triangle float silently across the sky blocking
out the stars and moon. I was so excited. I think it
brought my dad and me closer together because mom
didn't believe either of us. To this day it's like a
secret we keep that bonds us. That night was very
special.
I believe there must be intelligent beings flying
around us, cause anyone that could build something so
huge must be very powerful."
She woke up...
Sierra Ortega 25 of Reedley sent this story in about
years of abductions...
"Hey Jerry, I hear these stories you read and
they make me sad, sometimes I laugh too. I've been
abducted many times and remember just a few. I believe
my father has been taken by aliens since he was a
little boy. In my family there is no shame or ridicule
about life on other worlds. I guess it is our culture
to accept it. It is in our art, music and way of life.
My older sister told me about a night when she woke up
to see a Grey alien walking around our bedroom looking
at our books and paintings. I had painted a picture of
a clown selling curros at a market. She told me the
alien looked at it for a long time. I hope he or she
liked it cause I only got a B for that painting in
class.
Maybe the aliens only abduct and experiment on
creative people and people who are artistic who might
prepare the rest for the day when all the aliens will
live with us."
years of abductions...
"Hey Jerry, I hear these stories you read and
they make me sad, sometimes I laugh too. I've been
abducted many times and remember just a few. I believe
my father has been taken by aliens since he was a
little boy. In my family there is no shame or ridicule
about life on other worlds. I guess it is our culture
to accept it. It is in our art, music and way of life.
My older sister told me about a night when she woke up
to see a Grey alien walking around our bedroom looking
at our books and paintings. I had painted a picture of
a clown selling curros at a market. She told me the
alien looked at it for a long time. I hope he or she
liked it cause I only got a B for that painting in
class.
Maybe the aliens only abduct and experiment on
creative people and people who are artistic who might
prepare the rest for the day when all the aliens will
live with us."
I've seen things...
Ally Butler, a Desert Shield Veteran with a bit of a
potty mouth writes me and I'm not sure if she likes me
or not, but this chick's got my respect and she's my
hero.
"Hi Jerry, I was a Staff Sergeant in the Marine Corps
with Marine Air Control Group One (MACS 1) we deployed
to the Persian Gulf. When the military was first
deployed into the Persian Gulf theater, they were not
allowed to take the women of their unit.
It was said at that point that to take the women in
what the Arabian society considered "men's roles"
would offend them and that would hurt the war effort.
I was the only military intelligence specialist in my
unit. I donned my gear, my weapons and a very
concealing flak jacket. Ten days after the beginning
of the war I was in-country with my fellow Marines. I
kept a low profile and did the job I that I had
trained with my unit for 3 years to do. I am told that
I was one of the first women in-country at that time.
I was a farm girl. Grew up listening to heavy metal.
And thought anyone like you, who tried to tell me
about life on other planets or that we even went to
the moon was a jackass.
I can hear a sly smile behind your voice when you read
these sincere letters from poor folks who've
encountered things their minds have a hard time
getting around. Well, shame on you for making fun of
them if that's what you are doing!
I've seen things I hope my kids never see. I've been
to the part of the world where I was never born to
see. In the desert night sky my unit saw many odd
things from the oldest part of the planet. I met many
people who not only saw things with their own eyes,
but with multi-million dollar equipment. There is more
in this universe than men who wage war with each
other. I've seen things, so shut the hell up if you
can't believe what your listeners are telling you.
Don't make fun of what you don't know."
potty mouth writes me and I'm not sure if she likes me
or not, but this chick's got my respect and she's my
hero.
"Hi Jerry, I was a Staff Sergeant in the Marine Corps
with Marine Air Control Group One (MACS 1) we deployed
to the Persian Gulf. When the military was first
deployed into the Persian Gulf theater, they were not
allowed to take the women of their unit.
It was said at that point that to take the women in
what the Arabian society considered "men's roles"
would offend them and that would hurt the war effort.
I was the only military intelligence specialist in my
unit. I donned my gear, my weapons and a very
concealing flak jacket. Ten days after the beginning
of the war I was in-country with my fellow Marines. I
kept a low profile and did the job I that I had
trained with my unit for 3 years to do. I am told that
I was one of the first women in-country at that time.
I was a farm girl. Grew up listening to heavy metal.
And thought anyone like you, who tried to tell me
about life on other planets or that we even went to
the moon was a jackass.
I can hear a sly smile behind your voice when you read
these sincere letters from poor folks who've
encountered things their minds have a hard time
getting around. Well, shame on you for making fun of
them if that's what you are doing!
I've seen things I hope my kids never see. I've been
to the part of the world where I was never born to
see. In the desert night sky my unit saw many odd
things from the oldest part of the planet. I met many
people who not only saw things with their own eyes,
but with multi-million dollar equipment. There is more
in this universe than men who wage war with each
other. I've seen things, so shut the hell up if you
can't believe what your listeners are telling you.
Don't make fun of what you don't know."
I believe I was pregnant...
Christine Finch of Clovis sent this story.
"Dearest Jerry and aliens of Area 69, So I'm a junior
in high school and it's quite interesting. I've always
been open to the possibility of being a sexual
plaything for aliens.
The same went for how I was regarded by my friends.
Junior high came along,(the tragedies, drugs,
suicides, general depression) and I was put in the
place of being the one who'd be left, the one who'd
survive...
There was a time I believe I was pregnant. I had all
the symptoms... Then nothing. I believe they knocked
me up and then took my baby away... I adored my alien
friends in a way which I now know was love... But not
until a year or two ago did I realize that I was
possibly what they call a hybrid myself. I was part
human and part alien.
I clued a few of my friends to that possibility and
that was it. From then on it has kind of seeped into
others' consciousness. Some people don't know and I
don't make a point to inform people of it unless the
occasion calls for it.
There are many here that are aliens... I know that you
too, Jerry know this. I can tell from listening to you
that you can see it. I've seen your picture and can
see it in your eyes.
High school really sucks for me! And now I can hopefully
build on my relationships with my off world friends.
It feels like everyone I know is an alien in some way.
Not all of the aliens here want to hurt us, but I
believe as many of my friends do, that they are
changing us to make that next step in our evolutionary
journey.
They have told me this area where we all live is very
important in our future. Is that why you moved here?
Is that why others are moving here? Is that why big
business and Government is focusing on the San Joaquin
Valley? Is Fresno soon to be a Space Port for
travelers of unknown regions and worlds?
I think you know..."
"Dearest Jerry and aliens of Area 69, So I'm a junior
in high school and it's quite interesting. I've always
been open to the possibility of being a sexual
plaything for aliens.
The same went for how I was regarded by my friends.
Junior high came along,(the tragedies, drugs,
suicides, general depression) and I was put in the
place of being the one who'd be left, the one who'd
survive...
There was a time I believe I was pregnant. I had all
the symptoms... Then nothing. I believe they knocked
me up and then took my baby away... I adored my alien
friends in a way which I now know was love... But not
until a year or two ago did I realize that I was
possibly what they call a hybrid myself. I was part
human and part alien.
I clued a few of my friends to that possibility and
that was it. From then on it has kind of seeped into
others' consciousness. Some people don't know and I
don't make a point to inform people of it unless the
occasion calls for it.
There are many here that are aliens... I know that you
too, Jerry know this. I can tell from listening to you
that you can see it. I've seen your picture and can
see it in your eyes.
High school really sucks for me! And now I can hopefully
build on my relationships with my off world friends.
It feels like everyone I know is an alien in some way.
Not all of the aliens here want to hurt us, but I
believe as many of my friends do, that they are
changing us to make that next step in our evolutionary
journey.
They have told me this area where we all live is very
important in our future. Is that why you moved here?
Is that why others are moving here? Is that why big
business and Government is focusing on the San Joaquin
Valley? Is Fresno soon to be a Space Port for
travelers of unknown regions and worlds?
I think you know..."
We were stripped down...
Faisia Munro 27 of Shaver Lake sent this tale of
lights dive bombing her and a friend on a late night
raft float and skinny dipping adventure during her
19th birthday.
"Jerry, I am so excited that you're bringing Area
69 to the web cause I want to tell you about me and
my friend one late night on the water.
We were stripped down and swimming nude and playing
with each other on a raft in the middle of the lake
when there were millions of stars bright in the sky.
We were so afraid we were going to get caught by my
and her parents who were in the cabin sleeping. We had
snuck out to fool around.
We were laying on our backs in the raft staring at the
sky when out of no where it looked like a meteor
shower shooting around the lake. Then these lights,
balls of light zoomed around the lake and flew around
us. They were, if I had to guess about the size of a
basketball. They would skim the water and then dip
into and under the water without making a splash.
We were so scared.
We swam ashore and ran to the cabin without any of our
swimsuits. We had to go about a half a mile to the
cabin through the woods nude holding each other.
Behind us the lights continued and then shot straight
up into the sky.
I'll never forget that night."
lights dive bombing her and a friend on a late night
raft float and skinny dipping adventure during her
19th birthday.
"Jerry, I am so excited that you're bringing Area
69 to the web cause I want to tell you about me and
my friend one late night on the water.
We were stripped down and swimming nude and playing
with each other on a raft in the middle of the lake
when there were millions of stars bright in the sky.
We were so afraid we were going to get caught by my
and her parents who were in the cabin sleeping. We had
snuck out to fool around.
We were laying on our backs in the raft staring at the
sky when out of no where it looked like a meteor
shower shooting around the lake. Then these lights,
balls of light zoomed around the lake and flew around
us. They were, if I had to guess about the size of a
basketball. They would skim the water and then dip
into and under the water without making a splash.
We were so scared.
We swam ashore and ran to the cabin without any of our
swimsuits. We had to go about a half a mile to the
cabin through the woods nude holding each other.
Behind us the lights continued and then shot straight
up into the sky.
I'll never forget that night."
Sherry had a visitation of the worst kind...
April Jennings 25 of Auburn says she doesn't believe
she's ever been abducted and had forced sex with
aliens but tell me she believes her friend who we will
call Sherry has.
One day her friends were all out at Lost Lake smoking
and drinking when there were three helicopters
sweeping the area. It was dark and their searchlights
were bright. The gang sat on the hoods of their cars
and watched them go through their maneuvers. It seemed
like an hour went by.
April walked over to Sherry when the helicopters left
and Sherry was crying. April thought Sherry had had a
fight with her boyfriend and had walked off from the
water.
Sherry told April later that something bad had
happened. That she had been molested. April thought
one of the guys or some creepy dude out in the area
attacked Sherry. But Sherry never told her who it
was...
The next days revealed nightmares and missing time for
all those involved. April now believes, thanks to Area
69 that Sherry had a visitation of the worst kind and
somehow they may all have witnessed it but had their
memories erased.
April says, "Thanks to Area 69 for opening my eyes to
those things that exists here in the valley that we don't
always see."
she's ever been abducted and had forced sex with
aliens but tell me she believes her friend who we will
call Sherry has.
One day her friends were all out at Lost Lake smoking
and drinking when there were three helicopters
sweeping the area. It was dark and their searchlights
were bright. The gang sat on the hoods of their cars
and watched them go through their maneuvers. It seemed
like an hour went by.
April walked over to Sherry when the helicopters left
and Sherry was crying. April thought Sherry had had a
fight with her boyfriend and had walked off from the
water.
Sherry told April later that something bad had
happened. That she had been molested. April thought
one of the guys or some creepy dude out in the area
attacked Sherry. But Sherry never told her who it
was...
The next days revealed nightmares and missing time for
all those involved. April now believes, thanks to Area
69 that Sherry had a visitation of the worst kind and
somehow they may all have witnessed it but had their
memories erased.
April says, "Thanks to Area 69 for opening my eyes to
those things that exists here in the valley that we don't
always see."
I notice women all the time...
Annie Bell 19 of Woodward Park talks about alien
abduction hand me downs in her family...
"Hey Jerry, I guess you could say that deep down I have
always been attracted to the weird. But like a lot of
us we are bought up to believe in God, date lots of
men, get married and maybe one day have kids. When you
find that there's more in the Universe than what we
see... It can really change you.
My mother got divorced 7 years ago, My father
remarried 2 years after that. My stepmom is a
wonderful, kind, considerate and just adores me. I
thought that my parent's would solve all my problems
and somehow would shelter me from any strange feelings
that I might have about late night terrors, medical
experiments and lights that lift me through the
ceiling up into the sky.
How naive could I have been... People told me I was
just stressed with family troubles.
Whilst I have a good life and everything that I have
ever wanted I am not happy.
I met a girl a couple of years ago who goes to Clovis
West and although there were mutual feelings, we never
took it further than admitting to a belief in aliens,
UFO's and life on other worlds.
One night sitting in her car getting high,
she showed me a fresh scar on her stomach. As
soon as I saw it I remembered a painful metal stick
being pushed into me near the same spot on my body.
I pulled down my skirt and in the moonlight she too
saw my scar. We both freaked they looked the same.
Now we don't even speak. However the intensity of how
I felt about her has changed my life forever.
I asked my mom about any scars on her stomach and she
told me about the one she has had since I was little.
I believe my mother has been abducted and somehow
passed it on to me.
Since then I notice women all the time just like us.
Strange, damaged, broken, lonely...
I just have to build up the courage to go on."
abduction hand me downs in her family...
"Hey Jerry, I guess you could say that deep down I have
always been attracted to the weird. But like a lot of
us we are bought up to believe in God, date lots of
men, get married and maybe one day have kids. When you
find that there's more in the Universe than what we
see... It can really change you.
My mother got divorced 7 years ago, My father
remarried 2 years after that. My stepmom is a
wonderful, kind, considerate and just adores me. I
thought that my parent's would solve all my problems
and somehow would shelter me from any strange feelings
that I might have about late night terrors, medical
experiments and lights that lift me through the
ceiling up into the sky.
How naive could I have been... People told me I was
just stressed with family troubles.
Whilst I have a good life and everything that I have
ever wanted I am not happy.
I met a girl a couple of years ago who goes to Clovis
West and although there were mutual feelings, we never
took it further than admitting to a belief in aliens,
UFO's and life on other worlds.
One night sitting in her car getting high,
she showed me a fresh scar on her stomach. As
soon as I saw it I remembered a painful metal stick
being pushed into me near the same spot on my body.
I pulled down my skirt and in the moonlight she too
saw my scar. We both freaked they looked the same.
Now we don't even speak. However the intensity of how
I felt about her has changed my life forever.
I asked my mom about any scars on her stomach and she
told me about the one she has had since I was little.
I believe my mother has been abducted and somehow
passed it on to me.
Since then I notice women all the time just like us.
Strange, damaged, broken, lonely...
I just have to build up the courage to go on."
She slowly pulled down the sheets...
Shannon Riley 21 of Hanford wrote to me three times
and here's her basic story:
"Jerry, I came out and admitted to my mother about my
relationship with an alien from Palates when I was
about 14. She was sorry worried about me, but knew
something had been going on in the bedroom at night,
muffled noises, lights flickering under the door, her
inability to move while she laid in bed wanting to
help me, but I was fine.
Every few months or so, I would get a ringing in my
ear and that's when I knew my space friend Solicy
would come and get in my bed. It was like I knew her
for a million years. She was reptilian. Smooth dolphin
like skin, thin, and long with a long tongue that split at
the end. Her eyes were slanted and her pupils were
like a cat's eye.
She was green but in moonlight her shiny skin had many
colors.
I first remember meeting her when I spent the night at
my friend's house because she was having a slumber
party. There were about 10 girls there. We played
truth or dare and one of my friends asked me to French
kiss the girl to my right. That was my best friend. I
was a little shy at first. We did it and it felt
pretty good. After that I really got turned on. When
we were done, I asked my best friend if she liked the
kiss. She said sort of and asked if I wanted to again.
I went for it. Nobody was really looking but we made
out for a while. After that she asked me if we wanted
to have a deep relationship because she wanted to. I
said yes. After that we came out in front of our
friends and they didn't like it and her mother was
Fundamentalist Church woman. We were both 17 and we
broke it off a year later.
One night I was dreaming she came in through my
bedroom window and I was sleeping as usual on my
stomach. She slowly pulled down the sheets and began
kissing me on my spine. Then tickling me with her
tongue. I was so excited to have her back in my life,
but it wasn't her it was Solicy the love from the
stars. She came to me because she said she had been
watching me for years and couldn't stand to see me
ache anymore. I like humans but I have a new
girlfriend. I don't know about regular human sex.
Jerry, this story is true and if you give me your
cellphone number I will call you to visit us when
Solicy's mission brings her back to me in the next few
weeks. I have sent you a few of my drawings of us
together, she is teaching me how to paint."
and here's her basic story:
"Jerry, I came out and admitted to my mother about my
relationship with an alien from Palates when I was
about 14. She was sorry worried about me, but knew
something had been going on in the bedroom at night,
muffled noises, lights flickering under the door, her
inability to move while she laid in bed wanting to
help me, but I was fine.
Every few months or so, I would get a ringing in my
ear and that's when I knew my space friend Solicy
would come and get in my bed. It was like I knew her
for a million years. She was reptilian. Smooth dolphin
like skin, thin, and long with a long tongue that split at
the end. Her eyes were slanted and her pupils were
like a cat's eye.
She was green but in moonlight her shiny skin had many
colors.
I first remember meeting her when I spent the night at
my friend's house because she was having a slumber
party. There were about 10 girls there. We played
truth or dare and one of my friends asked me to French
kiss the girl to my right. That was my best friend. I
was a little shy at first. We did it and it felt
pretty good. After that I really got turned on. When
we were done, I asked my best friend if she liked the
kiss. She said sort of and asked if I wanted to again.
I went for it. Nobody was really looking but we made
out for a while. After that she asked me if we wanted
to have a deep relationship because she wanted to. I
said yes. After that we came out in front of our
friends and they didn't like it and her mother was
Fundamentalist Church woman. We were both 17 and we
broke it off a year later.
One night I was dreaming she came in through my
bedroom window and I was sleeping as usual on my
stomach. She slowly pulled down the sheets and began
kissing me on my spine. Then tickling me with her
tongue. I was so excited to have her back in my life,
but it wasn't her it was Solicy the love from the
stars. She came to me because she said she had been
watching me for years and couldn't stand to see me
ache anymore. I like humans but I have a new
girlfriend. I don't know about regular human sex.
Jerry, this story is true and if you give me your
cellphone number I will call you to visit us when
Solicy's mission brings her back to me in the next few
weeks. I have sent you a few of my drawings of us
together, she is teaching me how to paint."
When I was a lil' girl...
Mandy Robbins 31 of Visalia sent me this email:
"Dear Jerry, Please don't give out my name... I worked
for the last 12 years as a maid when my job moved out
of state. I clean several offices a week. It's a good,
quiet job that takes place overnight and nobody
bothers me. I get to listen to the radio all night and
on my drive home.
One night I was cleaning an office for a Doctor in Fig
Garden. In his office were many books and pictures
about the history of the San Joaquin valley and
Fresno. There were maps and videotapes about UFO's. I
was on my break and just sneaking a peek at his stuff.
There was a picture of a Policeman, his old cruiser and
he was holding what looked like the broken fin of an
old Chevy. The police cruiser was a Fresno Sheriffs
vehicle from way back. It looks like there might have
been an alien space craft crash sometime in the past
around the valley.
Sitting there I started thinking about when I was a
lil' girl on my granddad's farm and there where little
people I use to play with in the barn. My family told
me that they were just my imaginary friends, but now I
don't think so... I remember being up in the hay with
these lil' Grey friends and my Dad runs out with a
shotgun blasting in the air scaring them off. If they
were imaginary who was my dad shooting at?"
"Dear Jerry, Please don't give out my name... I worked
for the last 12 years as a maid when my job moved out
of state. I clean several offices a week. It's a good,
quiet job that takes place overnight and nobody
bothers me. I get to listen to the radio all night and
on my drive home.
One night I was cleaning an office for a Doctor in Fig
Garden. In his office were many books and pictures
about the history of the San Joaquin valley and
Fresno. There were maps and videotapes about UFO's. I
was on my break and just sneaking a peek at his stuff.
There was a picture of a Policeman, his old cruiser and
he was holding what looked like the broken fin of an
old Chevy. The police cruiser was a Fresno Sheriffs
vehicle from way back. It looks like there might have
been an alien space craft crash sometime in the past
around the valley.
Sitting there I started thinking about when I was a
lil' girl on my granddad's farm and there where little
people I use to play with in the barn. My family told
me that they were just my imaginary friends, but now I
don't think so... I remember being up in the hay with
these lil' Grey friends and my Dad runs out with a
shotgun blasting in the air scaring them off. If they
were imaginary who was my dad shooting at?"
I had been molested...
Helen Obra 27 of Tulare emailed me with the following
story:
"Dear Jerry, I've wanted to tell you this story for
sometime, but knowing how crazy you are was
afraid you'd make fun of me. Before I was out of
school and had racked up debts I wanted to pay off my
loans and help my family with some cash. Since I went
to UC Santa Barbara and my family couldn't really
afford it, I drove all the way to Fresno to make some
cash as a stripper in one of the two clubs there.
I did this for about a year, made good money and never
ran into anyone I knew from school. I paid off almost
all my student loans.
One night, as I was dancing and green laser light that
the club had hit me in the eye and something about the
flash reminded me of something I had always
forgotten...
See I always believed I had been molested by a family
member and kept quiet about it because I was so
confused. I never had any great relationships with
men. My roommate at school was my great love and she
really took care of me.
That night on stage I remembered vividly three aliens
pulling the blankets off my bed when I was a teenager
and shinning a green light in my eyes from a glass
rod. Then they had inserted some fluid in me.
I must have looked strange just standing there in the
club remembering that, but they say your mind never
gives you more than it can handle, so I guess it was
time that the truth came out for me."
story:
"Dear Jerry, I've wanted to tell you this story for
sometime, but knowing how crazy you are was
afraid you'd make fun of me. Before I was out of
school and had racked up debts I wanted to pay off my
loans and help my family with some cash. Since I went
to UC Santa Barbara and my family couldn't really
afford it, I drove all the way to Fresno to make some
cash as a stripper in one of the two clubs there.
I did this for about a year, made good money and never
ran into anyone I knew from school. I paid off almost
all my student loans.
One night, as I was dancing and green laser light that
the club had hit me in the eye and something about the
flash reminded me of something I had always
forgotten...
See I always believed I had been molested by a family
member and kept quiet about it because I was so
confused. I never had any great relationships with
men. My roommate at school was my great love and she
really took care of me.
That night on stage I remembered vividly three aliens
pulling the blankets off my bed when I was a teenager
and shinning a green light in my eyes from a glass
rod. Then they had inserted some fluid in me.
I must have looked strange just standing there in the
club remembering that, but they say your mind never
gives you more than it can handle, so I guess it was
time that the truth came out for me."
I woke up sitting in my car...
Things didn't go well for a Nurse named Bette Reegan
24 of Clovis when she tried to help an injured dog
laying in the middle of the road on Highway 99 on her
way home after a late shift at the hospital.
After calming the dog and walking off to the side of
the road, she became dizzy and collapsed in front of
her cars headlights.
"I woke up sitting in my car in the parking lot of
shopping center and only after a year of therapy and
hypnosis did I finally piece together my abduction."
She didn't tell me everything, but did say she is
putting the horrible details of extreme sexual
experiences with various alien creatures and two
lesbian encounters with other abductees in a hidden
underground base under Lamor Airforce in a new book.
She told me she is not trying to cash in on her
tragedy, but after leaving her job of nursing has
started a line of clothing she calls "alienwear."
24 of Clovis when she tried to help an injured dog
laying in the middle of the road on Highway 99 on her
way home after a late shift at the hospital.
After calming the dog and walking off to the side of
the road, she became dizzy and collapsed in front of
her cars headlights.
"I woke up sitting in my car in the parking lot of
shopping center and only after a year of therapy and
hypnosis did I finally piece together my abduction."
She didn't tell me everything, but did say she is
putting the horrible details of extreme sexual
experiences with various alien creatures and two
lesbian encounters with other abductees in a hidden
underground base under Lamor Airforce in a new book.
She told me she is not trying to cash in on her
tragedy, but after leaving her job of nursing has
started a line of clothing she calls "alienwear."
Alone one weekend...
Lara Duarte, 21, said that although she knows her
family doesn't believe in UFO's they are trying to
protect her and the community from aliens. Expressing
sadness after several doctor exams that reveal strange
markings on her back and buttocks Lara and her mother
are seeking counseling at her church and with a San
Francisco Dr. that deals with alien abductees.
Lara lives in Fresno, but her parents live near Course
Gold and that distance alone has been too much for
her.
Alone one weekend on a drive to visit her parents Lara
became disoriented and pulled over not knowing where
she was. Odd because she knows this area well.
According to Lara she was somehow moved with her car
to Riverside without adding any extra miles to her
car. Several hours were missing without her knowledge.
Lara's father believes her car get good gas mileage
and that she drinks and smokes too much and draws too
much attention to herself with the trashy clothes she
wears. He also noted she needs to find a man and stop
asking him for money. He then added it wouldn't hurt
her to lose a few pounds. Nice father...
family doesn't believe in UFO's they are trying to
protect her and the community from aliens. Expressing
sadness after several doctor exams that reveal strange
markings on her back and buttocks Lara and her mother
are seeking counseling at her church and with a San
Francisco Dr. that deals with alien abductees.
Lara lives in Fresno, but her parents live near Course
Gold and that distance alone has been too much for
her.
Alone one weekend on a drive to visit her parents Lara
became disoriented and pulled over not knowing where
she was. Odd because she knows this area well.
According to Lara she was somehow moved with her car
to Riverside without adding any extra miles to her
car. Several hours were missing without her knowledge.
Lara's father believes her car get good gas mileage
and that she drinks and smokes too much and draws too
much attention to herself with the trashy clothes she
wears. He also noted she needs to find a man and stop
asking him for money. He then added it wouldn't hurt
her to lose a few pounds. Nice father...
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