I found her staring at me...

Piper works with drugs and has bumped donuts with an
alien lesbian in the following letter...

"Jerry, I was working for a pharmaceutical company in
SF and I was in one of those dreadful meetings that
come about every month at the office, but this time it
was the best meeting ever. I had gone without food for
about two weeks. I know you too Fast cause I heard you
talking about it one day. I had just come off being
sick, so I was ready to detox, but I did not know I
was ready for what was about to happen!

We had a beautiful new woman named Joan at the
meeting, she sat across from me. She had beautiful red
hair with and an absolutely perfect porcelain skinned
body. During the meeting I found her staring at me and
this got me aroused.

The meeting ran late and as I was walking out she
asked me if I wanted to go get a drink? I did. Even
though it was water for me.

She asked me all sorts of questions, but later I
realized I asked her none, even though I was so into
her. I took here back to my small apartment and we
made out. Normally I don't eat while I'm Fasting
but... Bad joke sorry, but I listened to you
everyday so I know you can handle it.

Anyway, it was so great... But I think you put
something in my water and being in pharmaceuticals
that's easy to do. I remember laying in bed with her
and looking at her hands while she laid nude on her
stomach. There were small circles on the fingertips
and on the palms of her hand. Something told me these
had been some sort of suction-cups, like an octopus
might have... maybe a birth defect that she had
removed.

Suddenly she rolled over and looked at me and her eyes
were yellow and her pupils were black slits. She
seemed so demonic that I guess I fainted.

I woke up not remembering anything, but for the rest
of the weekend I had strange dreams about her.

Monday I asked whether she was coming back to work and
my boss didn't know who I was talking about. No one at
the office even remembered her at the meeting.

Did I imagine her? Was she an alien sent to observe
me? Am I insane? Don't answer!"