Knocked out, fainted, drugged, and...

"Hello Jerry,

One day a CHP officer from our office arrives on scene
of a non-injury collision. The CHP is trying to get
the info about what happened, but all they can do is
point, and tell him to talk to the driver. Now one of
the drivers is very agitated and is ranting and raving
about his van. Our officer attempts to calm him down,
trying to find out what happened... well... as it turns
out... the man was driving the van when he is hit by a
bright spotlight from the sky, the engine shuts down
and he and the vehicle are completely lifted off the
road...

He tells them he was knocked out, fainted, drugged, and
Butt-Raped...

Doesn't remember a thing.

But wakes up in the bed in the back of the van with
the "cruise control" on and the vehicle is going about 75!
The van goes out of the lane, striking another car. No
serious injuries.

But our CHP guy still had tears running down his face
laughing so hard that as he turned to run and tell
another officer the story he slams his head into the
van's driverside mirror knocking himself completely
out.

Out cold!

The guys try to revive him and as they awaited Medical
to arrive, one of our officers drew an alien face on a
white t-shirt and covered his head with it so that
would be the first thing downed officer saw when he
woke up.

He didn't appreciate all the hard work done for him on
that prank.

I've thought about that crazy guy in the van a lot and
it always makes me smile, but after listening to you
tell these alien stories, I'm going to have to
wonder if it was all real.

We see the strangest things out on patrol.

Thanks name withheld by request"

(and fear of me getting a ticket)