Having naughty sex...

Shannon Fisk 28 of Dinuba says she has seen Black
Triangles many times.

"Hey Jerry, and local aliens, One night after
seeing my favorite band Six Ounce Gloves my boyfriend,
well, my Ex anyway and I were parked up at Sky Harbor
having naughty sex. It was so clear that night and the
full moon was reflected in the water. Suddenly it
looked like a big boat blocked the shimmer on the
water, but actually it was like a cloud cut in front of
the moon in the sky.

I looked again and it was a huge triangular blimp. I
say it was a blimp because it made no noise. My
boyfriend is such a pussy cause he got all scared and
didn't even put his pants back on, just pulled out and
jumped in the car. He was crying! Jerry can you
believe that? Scared him right out of his pants! I
wanted to watch the thing move across the sky, but my
boyfriend started yelling at me to get in the car.

As we were driving away and he was crying like a baby,
I saw what looked like a search light shoot out of it
and scan the water. I thought it was beautiful.

Later that night at home and in bed I couldn't sleep I
was so excited. But finally did. I dreamed about a boy
I used to date who is a bartender, he knows you and
says nice things about you. In the dream I'm
making love to him like I used to do, but when I look
at his face he is actually an alien. I know it's a
dream, but it seems so real.

Maybe some girls have a thing for boys from outer
space. Thanks for a fun show!"